The English alphabet was demonically hacked last night, according to sheepish FBI officials. For a total of three minutes, the letter 'S' was replaced with the Devil's smiling face.
"I was teaching a night college class in Manhattan for Japanese students," says Professor Albert Jacks, "and happened to be dealing with the letter 'S'. I was horrified when I tried to write it on the blackboard and was instead compelled to draw the grinning head of Beelzebub. I was mortified."
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